So last weekend I was running my 13.24 miles. At one point I passed a woman who had stopped along the trail, turned away from all us other runners and blew a massive snot rocket onto the grass. From each nostril.
I was impressed.
My nose drips like crazy when I run. I always have to have kleenex tucked into the waistband of my pocketless pants. Said kleenex gets pretty damp on those long runs. And once they get used? Blech. NOT pleasant to carry around.
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OMG, I was ENVIOUS of her skill at forcefully jettisoning snot out of her nose.
With no shame.
Normal people don't wish for skills like that.
Is this an indicator that I have officially crossed the line to thinking like a runner?